1).What is the funniest joke you've had with your friends?
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.
She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
2). Solve an equation (x+y+1)dx+(2x+2y-1)dy
3). What is heavier, pound of fur or a pound of iron? Or the second album from Metallica?
The heaviest thing in the world is the earth, and the lightest thing is a thought.
4). If you could ask one funny question to the leader of your country, what would it be?
Pull my finger..?
5). WTF is Alice?!
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